There are now more ways than ever to get in touch and/or to be touched by Claymore...

Option 1: Send An Email

Want to tell us how funny we are, how deeply offended you are, or demand more partial nudity? Send an email to thoseguys@claymoreproductions.com.

Option 2: Get Emails

Sign up for our newly created email list and receive updates on new content, live events and anything else we deem blab worthy.

Option 3: Join The Online Claymore Community

We have groups you can join and pages you can subscribe to on the following sites:

Facebook

Myspace

YouTube

Blogger

Option 4: Telepathy

This is the quickest way to contact Claymore, but alternately the most unreliable. If you choose to send a telepathic message, be sure to first clear your mind of all thoughts other than the Claymore guys, and to fill your body with any unnatural chemical agents available. Claymore is not responsible for any miscommunication or failed delivery in the telepathic process. If you have trouble sending your message, it often helps to rewatch all of the Claymore videos before trying again.